Today I want to share with you guys a conversation between two friends Seun and Akpos on whatsapp. Enjoy!
Seun: (WhatsApp broadcast) Hey friends. Today is world proverbs day. So I want u guys to share some crazy proverbs wit me today -
Here's two of my favorite and craziest -
"...d only married woman who knows where her husband is every night is a widow!"......like seriously?
See this other one -
"...be careful when describing who just died to a blind man or he will start crying for someone still alive!"....LOL!!!
Ur turn....
Akpos: When a woman is naked you don't look at her face anymore
Akpos: The lizard said it is because it doesn't have pubic hair, that is why it's private part is facing down
Seun: Chai!!! Bros u bad!!!
Seun: U can't make heaven wit dis kind proverb under ur red cap
Seun: If u see wetin pple don send me as proverb u go fear o. I no kno who send me.
Seun: Somebody jos send one say, woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep! 😳😳😳😳
Seun: An erect p*nis has no conscience...can u imagine!!!
Akpos: Hahaha!
Akpos: Them say the force of an erect p*nis no let the bottom of the v*g*na grow pubic hair
Seun: Police must arrest u for dis one. Chai!!!
Akpos: Hahaha na EFCC go pick you
Seun: For wetin? Fraudulent proverbs I guess!! Hahahahaha
Akpos: Hahaha!
Seun: Dis my people wan burst my head wit their yeye proverbs o
Seun: Dis my pple no well o. I bin think say I dey craze. Na now I kno say I dey learn.
Akpos: I just show one of my colleagues here. The guy done laff tire
Seun: I dey tell u
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